I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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