Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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