I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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