Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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