Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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