There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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