Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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