omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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