Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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