thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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