just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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