Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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