ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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