I think i sorta joined a cult last night
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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