Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He kissed a someone with a penis
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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