I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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