question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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