First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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