my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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