4 words: hood of his car
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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