Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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