How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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