I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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