good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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