Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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