So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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