shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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