ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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