He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
