Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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