Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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