Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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