and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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