Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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