is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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