Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
