I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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