gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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