If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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