No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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