Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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