Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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