it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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