we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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