I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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