I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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