I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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