i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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