Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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