I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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